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Familiarize
00:41
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No lyrics in this one!
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Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
He ran over Grandma
Over his blood ridden sleigh
The fuck you talkin' about bitch?
I'm Santa N Da Fuckin' H00D
I have five-thousand lawyers behind my ass
You think you could fuckin' sue me?
Well fuckin' meet me in the fuckin' pit
and we'll see about it!
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I Hate Car Commericals
04:46
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I HATE CAR COMMERCIALS
AND SO DO YOU
I WILL TAKE
YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!!
I don't care if it's a Honda deal
I'm trying to watch this speed run of this game
You really know your target audience
If a whole bunch of nerds are going to buy a car
After watching a speed run of Metroid Prime!!!
(What I Want To Know)
WHY?!
(What You Want To Know)
WHY?!
(What We Want To Know)
WHY?!
WHY, OH WHY!?!
(What I Want To Know)
WHY?!
(What You Want To Know)
WHY?!
(What We Want To Know)
WHY?!
WHY, OH WHY!?!
A devious construct
They're cursing your minds
For overprices pieces of junk
I'll shoot myself if I ever see Flo again!!!
Don't forget that time
Miku was in a
Car commercial with Toyota
America better not take our overlording holographic idols
THEY'RE SO KAWAII
A devious construct
They're tearing your minds
For overprices pieces of junk
I'll admit that esurance girl was kind of hot
(What I Want To Know)
WHY?!
(What You Want To Know)
WHY?!
(What We Want To Know)
WHY?!
WHY, OH WHY!?!
So there's my opinion about car commercials
If you think otherwise I WILL
HUNT
YOU
DOWN!!!!!
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Poke Her Apple Face
04:44
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No lyrics here!!!!
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No lyrics here!!!!
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(I hope she make lotsa spaghetti!)
YES!!!!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE LOT OF (Spaghetti!)
MY STARVATION WILL FINALLY
TOO MUCH PASTA IN THE WORLD TO COOK AND EAT
POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS FROZEN RECIPES
FIFTEEN MINUTES TO KILL
THAT'S THE BEST PART ABOUT SPAGHETTI IS THAT YOU JUST STAND THERE JUST TO STIR!!!!!!
RIGATONI OR ZITI What's the difference?
ROTINI OR LINGUINE? Does it really matter?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE?! Pft I dunno
THEN STOP BEING A FUCKING SMARTASS AND LET'S GET TO THE COOKING!!!!
(Heheh uh this is really stupid)
STIR THE SPAGHETTI
AS MY SOUL BURNS FOR MORE
THEY WILL KNOW MY PAIN
AS I POUR SALT
TRY TO FIND THE OTHER POT
WE SHALL HEAT UP THE SAUCE
Just like how mom used to make them!
YOU THINK I'M KIND OF WEIRD FOR USING PIZZA SAUCE?
Wait a second, WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
THIS SAUCE WAS EXPIRED FOUR DAYS AGO
I CAN IT INSIDE, IT'S ALL MOLDY AND GREEN
THIS IS A MAJOR CRISIS, EVEN MORE THAN LOSING MY GAMECUBE
YES I PRIORITIZE FOOD OVER VALUABLE JUNK!
IT LOOKS LIKE I JUST GOTTA HAVE TO USE NO SAUCE
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL OF THIS
YOU THINK I CAN'T EVEN STAND NOT HAVING ANY SAUCE?!
I COULD JUST GO TO THE STORE AND PICK UP SOME
BUT THE PROBLEM IS I'M FUCKING BROKE
I STARTED ALL OF THIS ANYWAY
THIS IS JUST A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME
I COULD SELL MY SOUL TO THE FUCKING DEVIL
JUST FOR SOME SAUCE BUT I THINK THAT'S JUST AN OVER EXAGGERATING
I GUESS I'M JUST SO WEIRD
I COULD JUST USE SOME CHEESE WITH THAT
I FEEL LIKE A STUPID WHITE PERSON FOR USING JUST CHEESE ON MY SPAGHETTI BUT I GUESS NOBODY CARES!!!
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I CAME WHAT I ATE
NOW I'M SHIT LIKE A FUCKING DOG
MY ONLY PROBLEM I MADE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI FOR MYSELF!
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Stupid Stuff
04:32
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Hello and thank you for listening to Metal Socks' This Is A Stupid Album, album! Here's a steel drum MIDI of vidya game music as I go on a credit ramble. First off the music I have mixed on was on the REAPER program, even though I don't know shit how to mix this stuff also I used it to record the guitarz with the Line 6 Pod UX2, along with EZMix's sound packs for the cool metal sounds. FL Studio for the drum and keyboard programming, and speaking of which Toon tracks Ez Drummer for the drums. Thanks to cool Skype group for making this album happen, because Grandpa's Gonna Sue The Pants off of Satan was the start of it all and it will be my only musical legacy that many years will come. Thanks to the tumbler mutuals for sticking with me that are cool and have good taste in the anime tiddies. Thanks 2 Ammnontet/Exabyte 4 the special influence on the stupid song about my local store not having Combos there. Thank you to the stupid people that bought this album for a dollar, although I appreciate the support for buying this album since I might spend the royalties on a burger, maybe some Dr. Pepper, or better yet a whole pizza. Whelp this is the end of it so you can stop listening to this album now, or better yet, throw it in the trash where this album truly belongs. This is Metal Socks and thank you for standing up to this garbag.
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Metal Socks New Hampshire
THIS IS STUPID METAL MUSIC!
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